Do I even go to the art portal? I go in thinking "Hm! Maybe I'll see something cool I haven't seen in Deviant Art yet"- but I'm wrong! I'm always wrong. I know why I'm going into that filthy filthy art portal. It's so I can go to the "Popular" section, tag off the "E" and "T" ratings and flood the page with "M"s and "A"s.

Oh look how cool, the shadowing on this Walter White drawing is really-... there's a cleavage there... I uh... It's just gonna be a second I'm just gonna see who this drawing is-... oh... That's nice... I wonder if there's anymore drawings like... Oh.. Whoa... Who is this "Shadling"? Oh.. Oh my...
Rinse and repeat for a week and here I am jerking off in NewGrounds. What an exciting 12 years it has been in this website.